Did Larry Bird surpass Michael Jordan as the greatest basketball player?

Did Larry Bird surpass Michael Jordan as the greatest basketball player?

My football team’s guys have been rocking mustaches lately. Similar to the top photo of the pubescent-looking blonde caterpillar on Larry Bird’s upper lip.

I said, “Nice mustache man!” the other day when one of my Swedish teammates entered the locker room. similar to Larry Bird. He gave me a puzzled look. “Larry Bird?”

Indeed. One of the greatest basketball players of all time, you know. I answered.

“Nope, didn’t know about him.” He stated.

How come? This is unbelievable. I looked over at another colleague. “You do realize who Larry Bird is, correct?”

“Nope,” he replied.

I looked away at another. “I have no idea.”

It resembled the Sandlot scene involving the Colossus of Clout, the Great Bambino, and Baby Ruth, only .

They laughed right away, believing I was making a joke about a white man being one of the greatest basketball players to have ever played on a hard court. “Come on!” they said.

“No, really. Much superior than any European player in the NBA right now, including Dirk, Gasol, and Ginobili. I answered.

In any case, they didn’t and still don’t trust me. When I showed them the picture of the blonde stached Bird below, they were even less likely to believe me. I considered showing them a picture of Kurt Rambis, but decided it would be excessive. In any case, Zlatan is to Sweden as Larry Bird is to Indiana. God. Surprisingly, 95% of Americans are unaware of Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s identity. Most likely, they would consider him to be a fancy cheese. I shouldn’t be too harsh, then.