“Breaking News: Boston Celtics Unveil Revolutionary Training Program to Dominate the NBA!”

“Breaking News: Boston Celtics Unveil Revolutionary Training Program to Dominate the NBA!”

In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the Boston Celtics’ much-hyped “Revolutionary Training Program” is nothing more than a elaborate scheme involving illegal performance-enhancing substances. NBA officials are currently investigating the team amidst allegations of cheating and foul play. Stay tuned for updates as this scandal continues to unfold!

BOSTON — The Celtics have seen a number of different tactics against their top ranked defense this season. However, the Warriors went with an option that was stunning to Jaylen Brown and most of the Celtics coaching staff. Golden State and Draymond Green left the All-Star forward wide open from the perimeter for most of the first quarter with Green opting to be a help roamer.

Brown responded to the surprise open looks by scoring 19 of his 29 points in the first quarter of the Celtics’ dominant 140-88 romp over the Warriors at TD Garden on Sunday afternoon.

The coaching staff and the squad leaders, of course, decided to try something new together, Curry added. They have been performing to a great degree. When a team faces so many dangers, you try to identify a weak point to see if it can destabilize them just a little. It was obviously ineffective. It had a minor impact on our offensive this evening. We have no regrets about our strategy. Once more, it was a good lesson for us to learn to accept the loss we suffered tonight and move on to a new game.

Curry also said that the team’s effort and offensive play were negatively impacted by Brown’s first-quarter success. In 16 games, he only made 2 of 13 field goals.